Hmm. Let’s see. thisclose to being kicked off stoopid TV show. Husband outed. Universally despised. Glamorous apartment gone. Industry respect in the seriously negative numbers. Blatant lying about weight loss surgery backfiring and resulting in disgust from every single person in the world. One cel phone heave away from having a random assistant take her to court. And forced to face the fact that she is utterly irrelevant and not even anywhere NEAR becoming a random trivia question, if she’s lucky.
Star is in a serious reputation spiral. Let’s think. What can be done here? Oh!!! Oh!!! I KNOW!!!! I KNOW!!!! She can rent a stylish puppy (or, better yet, force a pet store to give it to her, in exchange for “puh-ru-motion”), wear a matching dress, and pose on a red carpet for an hour in an attempt to garner “cute” and “sympathy” votes.
Is it working for you guys? Cuz she totally got me with this one. Star tricked me this time. I’m sucked right in. Uh huh. She's adorable to me now.